News article discussion time!
One.  The guy who had the wild animals in Ohio... um, most people can't get a license to keep exotics, period.  So, why if they were deplorable conditions that warranted many visits from authorities weren't the animals all taken from him long before this?

Two.  Me with hormonal insanity looks normal by comparison to Lindsay Lohan.  Would someone please do this girl a favor and lock her ass up?

Three.  Most awhhhhh-some!  Yay for Vera Wang making black wedding dresses.  Hopefully I'll need one again someday.  Anyone who things this is creepy seriously needs to get over themselves.  Why do you care so much?  No one looks good in white... and no one is believe it either!