Morning giggle: Exceedingly short guys with huge friggin vehicles. Seriously guys, is it necessary? I mean, yea, your little legs are adorable dangling from the side of the seat reaching to find steady ground, but it's in a comical way.

Update on the travels of Midge... United is NOT one of the airlines that allows outside oxygen period. Which would be fine IF they had oxygen on her flights. Why don't they? Because they're considered commuter flights. Yeah, she's going from PA to TX and it's commuter flights. WTF? So, the sister is looking into getting her switched over to another airline in some way. I am sure this will incur a fee. United Airlines - you are putting my mother's life at risk with your policies.