Rant number 2 for today: It may have taken years to get back to me... but I assure you I may not be the whore you left for, but I am not vanilla.

For a guy who wouldn't even TOUCH himself in front of me... you have a lot of nerve labeling me and my glow in the dark finger paints anything other than the best thing that ever happened to you. Oh, let's call the girl whose virginity you took names - you dickless, spineless, brainless schmuck. You are the one who was skanking around since before your teenage years, you'd think you'd have some knowledge to impart to your latest conquest. Some flavor of your own let's call it.