Happy 83rd birthday to my Mom! Your favorite, coconut joys, arrived at the house yesterday. I'm afraid my sister will share them with people however, rather than stashing them away on top of the fridge like you would have.

Now on to my normal commentaries...
Man "falls" overboard from Oasis and is rescued by a Disney ship. HE DIDN'T FALL. Not unless he's like 7 foot tall would he be top heavy enough to topple those railings. Or, maybe he was acting a fool climbing between balconies or hanging out over. Either way, dear news media, you sound stupid.