Dear Daylight Savings Time,
I've been driven to write this strongly worded letter after years of silent compliance with your mayhem. Thanks to you the dogs schedules all out of whack and they wake me long before my alarm. Further it is dark and depressing when I leave work for the day, which leads me to ask where exactly you're saving Daylight. How am I to maintain motivation to work out or get things done after the day is done?