For realz, I get this email from Verizon:
An outage has been detected impacting the ability to use your Verizon High Speed Internet services. This will limit your ability to use the Internet, including email, streaming music, and other services until the outage is resolved.
 
I checked the information and resolution by March 5, 12:15.  So no internet tonight.  I'm getting peeved Verizon.  I was out for a week just in November/early December.  This is NOT okay.  Thank goodness I finished my online class assignment that is due tomorrow last night.
 
Now, let's discuss the IRONY of sending me an EMAIL to tell me that my INTERNET SERVICE is inaccessible.  Der.