I don't know about you... but I toast my poptarts (despite the fire incident that had me banished from using the toaster for a year).  They just taste better.  So, when I look at my poptarts while walking to the kitchen this morning and see written on the side of the metal-y pouch "do not microwave this pouch" I think - well, duh, it's metal.  But if ppl need that level of basic assistance to not kill themselves why doesn't it also say "do not toast this pouch"?  How about "do not eat this pouch"?  Can we please stop babying society and allow the idiots to weed themselves out?