Two lessons learned for today:
1). Walmart is surprisingly empty at 7:45 in the morning.
2). If you need only two items in the store they are guaranteed to be on opposite ends of the store.

Now, one should also know why I learned these lessons at such an odd hour. I managed to run out of toilet paper... me! Ok, some of you don't get the oddness here, allow me to explain... typically, if we were to suffer an apocolypse and be trapped in our homes for months on end I would be able to function quite as normal because I maintain pretty high levels of all basic supplies. Either way, thank goodness for having a box of tissues on hand to get through the wee hours (pun intended) last night.