So, I'm outside pulling weeds. Why? Because anything is better than actually doing work that needs done on the computer. So this car comes haulin-a down the street. I look up to eyeball the driver because he's really hauling and I'm thinking to myself "can you go any faster ass-clowwww... oh my... that IS a clown".
I guess there is something to be said for a guy in uniform/costume. *evil grin*