How could this be? They're garlic, they're parmesan, they're Cheese-its... they suck. Who would have guessed? Mayhaps I just burned myself out way too much on cheese-its back my freshmen year of college. How many pounds of cheese-its did we calculate we consumed Heffer?

I've turned to this pack of disappointment after running out to grab lunch from McD's only to find there was no way I can delude myself any longer into eating their food. Now they've placed the calories and other horrifying facts right on the outside of the containers. A couple bites into my lunch and I had an overwhelming urge to beat myself with a stick. Now the wasted nuggets and fries resting in my garbage have left a lingering smell throughout the surrounding cubicles. It is, indeed, the smell of sweet (fat assed) death.