In an attempt to reduce my swearing my typical phrase "chaps my ass" will now be replaced with "inflames my goiter".

Thank you BC the Referee for the introduction of this eloquent phrase.

In an effort to make this blog educational:
A goiter is a noncancerous enlargement of the thyroid gland, visible as a swelling at the front of the neck, that is often associated with iodine deficiency.

Lesson for the day:
When I'm pissed at you pour salt on me to reduce the swelling.