Today's funny co-worker quote of the day. Yes, this is rather insulting but it's still damn funny. As a history, I've repeatedly had food taken from my cube at night and on the weekends. When my I offered my co-worker a hershey's kiss from my file drawer he said "you better lock that at night... people who make minimum wage can smell that from three cubes away". That one received an audible laugh ranging quite farther than the smell of the chocolate.

"Punk you better back up. -House of Pain"