My vote has been cast, and amusingly I was voter number schfifty five this morning. I admit, this is my first time voting in Pennsylvania, I didn't start making a menace of my voice until I was living in North Carolina. First, let me point out how ass-archaic and sad the PA 'system' is compared to NC. I'm not quite sure how/why they'd trust Pennsylvanians with a pointed awl-type object. Maybe PA can be the next Florida this year. AND... no "I Voted" sticker. I feel unpatronized for doing my civic duty. Can I at least have a cookie?

I am almost looking forward to the pathetic election day coverage on the _unbiased_ television stations this evening. I wonder how many hours early the election will be called, and how many days we'll be hearing about the idiocy of voters who can't read instructions.

"I see jealousy. -Liz Phair"