Tip for people who might actually care and not want to piss off their coworkers:
If you show up later than others don't move their shit from the front of the fridge to the back. You see, because you keep cranking the f-ing thing up and making it colder, the stuff at the back freezes! You might be surprised to learn that a salad after frozen is basically mushy ass. My meatloaf from Friday, also disgusting and inedible, so thanks for that. No, worries though, I'll just pick the dried cranberries and pecans out of what was my salad, surely that's enough for a meal, right? Do you need to carry something the size of a frickin diaper bag to bring your meal to work? It's an insulated container, know what that means, you don't even need to refrigerate it!